A support ticket submitted to Tumblr staff

Hi, I wanted to make sure my blog doesn’t get nuked on the 17th of December due to the new policies but I do not have the ability to review all the content my blog (sqrt-1) has posted over the years. Will my blog be obliterated completely due to the possibility of my reposting or original posting of an artistic nipple, a female empowering post encouraging nipple equality, or a picture of a male nipple cropped to a point where the sex/gender identity of the individual is non-distinguishable or questionable?

To verify the safety of my blog, could you please look through all 14k+ posts that I have accrued over several years of good content corralling? (This would be much appreciated, only a little more than 1k posts would need to be reviewed per day to meet the deadline you set!)

In the event of my blogs inevitable destruction, is there an automated service that you will be offering to migrate my accrued content onto other, more accepting, platforms? Is there an escape plan you would recommend for anyone who has 2 weeks to pack up their stuff and leave? For the people who have lives and children and friends and sleep and taxes and driving to take up all of their time?

I’m sure you’ve got your work cut out for you this week (Thanks corporate!) and frankly I don’t expect any kind of real answer considering the volume and hostility you will be dealing with throughout the next 2 weeks.

Thanks for reading.

Hugs and kisses XOXOXO, sqrt-1.

UHM…. SO….

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IF YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO POST YOUR NSFW ART….

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….yeah.

This is real.

I need a word that encompasses ‘maybe touched’, ‘profoundly weirded out’ and ‘…oh’.

And gleeful as fuck.  For truly, the internet is for porn.

WAIT

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…….fuck it. I wonder what the pornhub pay out is like compared to patreon.

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Who knew writing erotica on pornhub could be a legitimate career 😂😂😂

Pornhub is there when life gets hard and when you get fucked (by tumblr).

Dont tempt me, holy fuck

Alright monsterfuckers, I’m trying it out! Come join me!

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You know what I just might

Seriously debating this

Oh my god

For artists losing their accounts, this could be an option for you.

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